Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Meetings Are a Lot Like Enemas

As far as I’m concerned, meetings and enemas have a lot in common. They may both, at times, be necessary, but are definitely a pain in the butt.

Neither should be used more than is absolutely essential, and only to keep things moving smoothly.


When their use is unavoidable, they should be short and effective, as having to do either again would prove to be a rather uncomfortable experience.

And finally, if someone truly enjoys either one or employs their use too often, one may conclude that there is something definitely wrong with this person.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a Hamburger today.

Anonymous said...

Some people are WAY too into enemas and meetings, as it were, but these two types of people are rarely in the same camp!